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š Musk cries bloody murder, Google's DOGE hallucination and Bankman-Fried makes crypto's Hall of Shame (again).
Plus... AI is used to hunt Charlie Kirk's killer (kinda), OpenAI signs $300B Oracle/Starlink deal (maybe), and is an abusive AI wearable a good idea for a Christmas present (100%)

š° Welcome back!
Greetings to another mad week in the world of AI, and by the looks of it, everything else.
At least weāre another ray of sunlight in it, and as ever, more than pleased to bring you a round-up of the weekās biggest AI stories, including OpenAIās $300 billion Stargate deal with Oracle, Muskās conspiracy rabbit hole(s), and Googleās DOGE spaz out.
Letās get down to business.
š What weāre covering todayā¦
š« Musk says OpenAI whistleblower was murdered
šµļøāāļø Charlie Kirkās killer hunted with AI
š©š»āš³ Meet R1, the new Iron Chef
⨠OpenAI signs $300 billion Stargate contract
š Ted Cruz introduces āSandboxā legislation
š Google denies DOGE exists
š“āā ļø Anthropic anti-piracy lawsuit stalls
š Apple AirPods are lost in translation
š Bankman-Fried added to new Hall of Shame
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After a global dumpster fire of a week, we thought it would be fitting to start this one with the new nadir in which the Musk-Altman beef has reached. āHe was murdered,ā Elon wrote on X, referring to the death of OpenAI whistleblower Suchir Balaji, who was ruled to have committed suicide last year via a self-inflicted gunshot wound. Balaji, a 26-year-old software engineer at OpenAI had allegedly told the New York Times he was willing to testify about illegal copyright practices at the Altman-led tech firm, with Muskās implication being he was murdered to prevent him doing so. Muskās comment follows Altman tip-toeing around the subject on Tucker Carlsonās show, and have only gone fuel conspiracy theories about Balajiās death.

Source: Grok on X via The Verge
In actual assassination news, digital detectives have called on AI to do some heavy lifting in the manhunt for the killer of activist Charlie Kirk. Numerous people on social media immediately used AI tools to āupscaleā or āenhanceā two images of the suspected killer, Tyler Robinson, which were released by the FBI last week. Some used Xās Grok bot and others used tools like ChatGPT, producing sharper, higher-resolution versions, but while these AI-enhanced versions may look more detailed, they often introduce artifacts and fabrications ā imaginary features that werenāt in the original. Experts warn that these AI creations arenāt reliable as evidence in an investigation, and may do more to hinder it overall.
Ant Group, the company behind Alipay and owned by Jack Ma, has unveiled its first humanoid robot, R1, via its robotics arm, Robbyant. The Chinese robotics company is positioning itself as a challenger to Teslaās Optimus, and R1 made a pretty compelling case after its debut at IFA 2025 in Berlin. The bot went all Benihana as it prepared shrimp in front of an audience ā not quite a full Iron Chef, but Ant envisions R1 doing roles like caregiver companion, travel guide, or serving in restaurants are all possible. No launch date or pricing has been revealed, with observers cautioning itās still in a slow and preliminary phase, much like I am in the kitchen.
Stargate SG1, HWFG: OpenAI has entered into a five-year contract with Oracle under the code-name Project Stargate, beginning in 2027, to purchase about $300 billion worth of cloud computing capacity ā one of the largest in history. In July, the partnership was unveiled alongside SoftBank, including plans for data centres with combined capacity of 4.5 gigawatts, though financial terms of the datacenter build-outs were not disclosed. Oracle reports that its cloud infrastructure revenue is growing fast (up 77% year-over-year), aided by several large contracts. OpenAI expects about $12.7 billion in revenue this year, and is also said to be working with Broadcom on designing its own AI chip.
Is Senator Ted Cruz another harbinger of the AI apocalypse? Last week, the Texan senator proposed the SANDBOX Act, which would allow AI companies in the US to request exemptions from existing federal regulations for products or services that use AI. These waivers could last two years each, up to a total of ten years. If a regulatory agency doesnāt respond within 90 days, the waiver is automatically granted; if rejected, the company may appeal to the White Houseās Office of Science and Technology Policy (OSTP), which can override the agency ā a potentially massive dub for Big AI firms.
If you ever wanted greater proof AI is catching up with the times, Googleās own AI search has exhibited its own cognitive dissonance by apparently claiming āDOGEā never existed. Users have found the search tool misinterpreted the term to refer to the Elon Musk-fronted āDepartment of Governance and Efficiencyā ā formerly known as the US Digital Services Department ā as fictional, nor recognize DOGE as the cryptocurrency Dogecoin. The confusion seems to stem from the AI parsing satirical or political content, which treated āDOGEā as a made-up government department. Needless to say, its own ābizarrely ambiguousā governmental status hasnāt helped either.

Source: Google Gemini via The Verge
US Senator Elizabeth Warren has written to Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth raising concerns about a $200 million DoD contract awarded to Elon Muskās AI company xAI for its model Grok. Warren cites issues including Grokās history of producing offensive content (all heil Mecha Hitler, et al.), misinformation and loose guardrails, with the senator questioning whether Musk and his companies may be improperly benefitting from government access to sensitive data, and a whole raft of anti-competitiveness issues. The lack of irony isnāt wasted on Warren either, who cited criticisms of xAIās āpatchworkā safety fixes and lack of public safety reports for Grok 4.
You would imagine bumholes at Anthropic will be tightly clenched after a federal judge paused Anthropicās proposed $1.5 billion book piracy settlement last week ā another twist in the AI firmās defense against a class-action lawsuit brought by authors who allege trained its AI models on copyrighted books ā some legally purchased, others allegedly pirated. Under the deal, authors and publishers would receive about $3,000 per book, but Judge William Alsup raised concerns that the deal could be āforced down the throatsā of authors and their legal representation, who also believe the claims process lacks clarity. Judge Alsup ordered more information and will revisit the settlement in a hearing scheduled for September 25.
In other news likely to infuriate Elon Musk, OpenAI and Microsoft have agreed via a nonbinding memorandum of understanding (MoU) to let OpenAI convert its for-profit arm into a public benefit corporation (PBC), pending regulatory approval. Under the plan, OpenAIās nonprofit board retains operational control, and the nonprofit will receive a stake in the new PBC worth over US$100 billion. This change could enable OpenAI to raise fresh investment and eventually go public. Microsoftās blessing is seen as a big win-win for OpenAI, who have been negotiating to loosen the tech firmās status as a dominant cloud provider while still maintaining an important partnership between the two companies.
A bit of a shitter for Apple fans across Europe: Appleās new Live Translation feature for AirPods, powered by Apple Intelligence, will not be available in the European Union at launch. The feature, which enables real-time translation during conversations, is supported on AirPods Pro 2, AirPods Pro 3, and AirPods 4. Apple attributes the delay to compliance with the EUās Digital Markets Act (DMA), specifically its interoperability requirements. The company clarified that data protection regulations are not a factor in this decision.

Source: Apple
š§© Other Bits
Adoption of AI by large US companies is showing a modest decline, according to recent US Census Bureau data, with many large employers pausing after a rapid initial rollout amid frustration over slow returns on investment. The trend, as discussed by Apollo Academy, suggests that major corporations are now more hesitant, while smaller firms continue adopting AI at a steady pace.
Has Big Government gone too far this time? The Center for the Alignment of AI Alignment Centers (CAAAC) would lead you to believe so, if it wasnāt a very clevel a satirical website poking fun at the often-theoretical world of AI safety and alignment research. CAAAC ādoes the work literally no one else willā, sending up the proliferation of new āalignmentā organizations and hype in the sector. The āAGI predictor clockā is a laugh, too.
ChatGPT VP Nick Turley shared on X that a planned retirement of OpenAIās Standard Voice Mode will proceed after a 30-day sunset, following community feedback expressing that the feature was meaningful to many users. The company appears to be balancing user sentiment with its product and technical roadmap.
Last month we announced that everyone now has access to Advanced Voice Mode, with usage limits expanded from minutes per day to hours for free users and near unlimited for Plus.
We also announced that Standard Voice Mode would be retired after a 30-day sunset. Weāve heard
ā Nick Turley (@nickaturley)
2:16 PM ⢠Sep 9, 2025
OpenAI is backing the production of a genAI animated feature film called Critterz, aiming to show that the tech can make movies both faster and cheaper than traditional Hollywood methods. With a budget under $30 million, the film aspires to debut at Cannes and could mark a watershed moment in AI-driven content creation.
This is one hell of an 180: Google has admitted in a legal filing that the open web is in "rapid decline," despite publicly maintaining that the online ecosystem is thriving and AI isnāt harming web traffic. This acknowledgment contrasts with previous public statements and reflects growing anxieties among digital publishers and regulators about Googleās influence within the world-wide web.
Do you have a shame kink or argument fetish and want to be scolded by your AI? Well for the low, low price of $129 you can now be abused by your own wearable, thanks to a new AI-powered āFriendā necklace thatās designed to constantly listen to user conversations ā and then mug you off. Thatās a Christmas present for the missus sorted.

Source: Friend
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Anthropic just made Claude useful for spreadsheets; you can now edit files, clean data, and handle grunt work inside your docs instead of copying stuff back and forth.
Genspark AI Browser is the first browser with free, on-device AI. No internet needed, 169 open models to pick from, and it comes with a built-in agent that can hunt down deals or auto-browse the web for you.
Googleās Veo 3 now pumps out vertical video in 1080p, which means AI-made clips that actually work for TikTok, Reels, or Shorts instead of just looking like research demos.
š Trending Apps & Models
Oboe lets anyone build light, flexible courses on almost any topic just by typing a prompt, think science, pop culture, languages and offers audio, text, visuals, games and interactive tests so learning works the way you want it.
LockedIn lets you drop any job listing URL and the AI will research the role like a human would, then build you custom cover letters, resume tweaks and outreach tips so you stand out without banging your head against the āstandard job appsā wall.
OpenAIās upgraded Codex makes Codex faster, smarter and more capable of running long, complex code tasks on its own, whether you're working in your IDE, terminal, GitHub or even on mobile. It can now review code, refactor at scale and help you catch critical bugs before shipping.
šø Financials
Perplexity AI has reportedly raised US$200 million at a $20 billion valuation, bringing its total funding to $1.5 billion and positioning it as a competitor to Google in the AI-powered search market.
Gary Marcus says the math aināt math-ing with OpenAI, and that the firm has nowhere near the $300 billion sum underpinning the Oracle-OpenAI Stargate deal, claiming weāve hit āpeak bubbleā in the sector.
The robotics startup sector is experiencing significant growth, with $6 billion invested in the first seven months of 2025, driven by advancements in hardware, software, and increased investor interest. A new golden age for the industry?
Born, the creator of the virtual pet Pengu, has raised $15 million to launch a new wave of social AI companions, aiming to redefine digital companionship.
Three former Google X engineers have raised $6 million to develop an AI system designed to act as a "second brain," enhancing human memory and decision-making.
Nuclearn has secured $10.5 million to help the nuclear industry embrace AI, aiming to modernize operations and improve safety through advanced technologies.
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A thought for the week: In our globalised, neo-liberal, technocratic world that seems to be going down the toilet quicker and quicker by the week, please do spare a thought for the billionaires who lose everything.
If you become a billionaire and then lose it all, Forbes still keeps you on their real-time net worth tracker as some sort of dark humiliation ritual.
ā Hunterššš (@StatisticUrban)
10:15 AM ⢠Sep 11, 2025
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