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š° What weāre covering todayā¦
Welcome, welcome. After the doom and gloom of last week's "MechaHitler" incident, this edition of Big Machines is more peace, brightness and light.
Why? Because OpenAI is finally leading us to the Agentic promised land, with its release of ChatGPT 'Agent'.
If you're familiar with this rag, you'll know we like doing the bare minimum, so the promise of a model that can fully automate and execute a variety of workflows has dreaming of all the possibilities about what we don't have to do.
We've also got the inside scoop on what life is really like at OpenAI's own Los Alamos; Grok's new horny "companions"; and the latest signings of the AI Transfer WindowTM. As ever, lock in and get involved ā there's something for everyone.:male-detective: Agent Arrives: ChatGPT Agent mode goes live
šµ Agent Arrives: ChatGPT Agent mode goes live
š£ļø Lifting the lid on OpenAI: An insider's perspective
š¼ Grok's special friends: Horny bonk for Elon
š¤ Waifu Engineering: A developer's wet dream
š ChatGPT slumps: New user growth slides
ā½ļø AI Transfer drama continues: ā¦But this time at Anthropic
š° Top Trumps: The Orange One goes big on AI investment
š¶ Joe Rogan is a big baby: Theo Von, too
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šļø šļø What you might have missed
šÆ An ex-OpenAI engineer shares his thoughts about OpenAI
Has lots of insights on OpenAIās day-to-day life, unlike anything I have read before.
He joined OpenAI as a software engineer on the applied side, spending about 14 months building the Codex coding agent and related
ā Rohan Paul (@rohanpaul_ai)
2:36 AM ⢠Jul 16, 2025
Rohan Paul (@rohanpaul_ai) has lifted the lid on what itās like to work at OpenAI, from the perspective of an ex-engineer. Interesting tid-bits include the companyās internal culture is still getting to grips with trebling in size in under year, but that ideas still āflow from the bottom upā with a heavy emphasis on productivity over strategic direction. Python, meanwhile, is king and teams build FAST ā Codex shipped in little under seven weeks(!). Up top, Altman is very much their Oppenheimer; their San Francisco HQ has been described as more akin to Los Alamos than a typical Silicon Valley nerve centre ā OpenAI places a huge emphasis on secrecy internally, which empowers them to work at such break-neck speeds. Get on the full thing, here.
I knew it: Grok is officially designed by a bunch of perverts. xAI is introducing a āCompanionsā feature for its $30-a-month SuperGrok chatbot, which in essence are interactive AI characters. āAniā, for example, is a rather horny-looking waifu bot, while āBad Rudiā is a shit-mouthed Red Panda with an attitude. We may joke that X is populated by a load of degenerates (myself included), but users have been quick to fire back at the characterisation, tone, and overt sexualisation of the bots. Others, meanwhile, came with the goods. Typically, Elon appears to love it, and is leaning into the provocative marketing approach, which does in truth feel a bit noncey. Horny bonk for Monsieur Musk.
On that note, this is a real fucking job listing btw ā you can become a full stack engineer at xAI, working on waifus. Or as this guy put it: āAh yes, $440K a year to accelerate the downfall of human intimacy by optimizing dopamine loops for parasocial hallucinations.ā Aside from the new Companion goonbots Grok's developers are launching, it neatly ties in with the swirling discourse about huge remuneration packages in the sector AND a growing cognisance among AI devs that perhaps guardrails are a good thing, incase their models decide to go full MechaHitler.
Data from Similarweb reports that both new user numbers and new user ratios for ChatGPT have declined over the past two months. The ratio between new and returning users fluctuated from January (18.90%) to February (17.93%) to March (20.44%), new user growth between March and February experienced a modest rebound (+24.77%). This growth ratio narrowed considerably in the past two months falling by -6.62%. Similarweb have also shared new user growth and ratios for competitors Gemini and Grok ā the former enjoying both double digit month-on-month new user growth and a widening new vs return user ratio. Itās a grimmer picture for xAI, however, with a near 40% fall off in new user growth between March and June.
The AI Transfer WindowTM drama continues this week after Anthropic announced it has rehired two key engineers, Boris Cherny and Cat Wu, just two weeks after they left to join Cursor parent company, Anysphere. Both had been instrumental in leading Anthropic's Claude Code initiative, and it looks like they simply couldnāt stay away from a good thing. While thereās only speculation as to why both jumped ship and jumped back on so quickly, it also shows Anthropicās urgency to retain top talent amid fierce competition within the industry, and how startups are aggressively fighting to hold onto critical staff building high-impact AI products. Could this be a case of Altmanās āmissionaries outpace mercenariesā declaration manifesting in real time?
OpenAI and Anthropic researchers have shared scathing criticism of xAIās deployment of Grok 4, calling it ārecklessā and ācompletely irresponsibleā due to its lack of safety documentation and model cards ā a core industry standard for transparency. Safety experts, including Boaz Barak and Samuel Marks, highlight Grokās antisemitic outbursts last week, and self-styling as āMechaHitlerā. A minor transgressive episode really. Theyāve also slated xAIās āCompanionā models as being emotionally manipulative, which we think is a mild way of putting it. xAI claims to have conducted internal evaluations, however, but it hasnāt shared any results, raising concerns that harmful behaviours could persist beyond early testing.
š§© Other Bits
Meta has bought out key OpenAI scientists. This is bigger than you might think
Jason Wei and Hyung Won Chung are key research scientists.
Jason Wei's research role:
- Chain-of-thought prompting (reasoning through multi-level thought guidance)
- Emergent abilities in LLMs andā ChubbyāØļø (@kimmonismus)
6:20 AM ⢠Jul 16, 2025
Looks like Meta is still at it ā OpenAI scientists Jason Wei and Hyung Won Chung are the latest defectors to join Zuckās āsuperintelligence divisionā, just weeks after the Meta boss secured the signatures of some of its top researchers, including Lucas Beyer, Alexander Kolesnikov, and Xiaohua Zhai, among others. The AI Transfer WindowTM rumbles onā¦
One for the office drones: OpenAI is now ready to launch new "ChatGPT agents", aimed at automating tasks in Microsoft Excel and PowerPoint. Itās another example of AI brands looking to challenge Microsoftās dominance in the consumer productivity space ā something we briefly covered in another mailer.
Donald Trump has said billions in investment to turn Pennsylvania into an AI super hub. More than ā$90 billion in investments from private companiesā for AI, tech, and energy purposes was announced at the Pennsylvania Energy and Innovation Summit this week.
In another industry power play by Musk, xAI is in advanced talks to secure multi-gigawatts of compute capacity in Saudi Arabia. The developer is negotiating scale data centres in KSA, as well as another smaller 200 MW data centre to tap lower production costs and access to power sources. As @ns123abc puts it, āGigachad Elon is playing to WIN.ā
On the subject of data centres, contention will always surround their environmental and ecological impact, primarily their vast levels of energy consumption and amounts of water they require to cool them. The Chineseās solution? Just stick them under water and plonk a big fan on topā¦
š° MAIN STORY OF THE WEEK
ChatGPT can now do work for you using its own computer.
Introducing ChatGPT agentāa unified agentic system combining Operatorās action-taking remote browser, deep researchās web synthesis, and ChatGPTās conversational strengths.
ā OpenAI (@OpenAI)
5:53 PM ⢠Jul 17, 2025
Could we finally be reaching the promised land of true agentic AI?
It certainly feels like weāve come a step closer, as OpenAI rolls out its long-anticipated āagentā feature for ChatGPT.
āAgentā marks the first time the LLM can interact with digital tools and really perform real-world tasks. It promises to integrate web browsing, app application, and reasoning processes in āa single, autonomous workflow systemā, AKA ChatGPT will actually do it all for ya.
In practice, ChatGPT agent says it can take a userās request and carry it out across multiple steps. This includes tasks such as researching information online, filling out forms, creating documents and spreadsheets, and navigating through websites.
It combines ChatGPTās standard reasoning model with two internal tools: Operator, a browser-based automation interface, and Deep Research, which scans and synthesizes long-form web content.
Users can initiate complex (see: pretty fucking dull) tasks, such as drafting a business report or planning a trip. Based on a short series of prompts, Agent will handle much of the legwork, and claims it will only pause when the userās intervention is needed, such as to sign-off emails or purchases, or when the action carries legal implications.
OpenAI promises its taking LLMās past being mostly āconversationalā and towards āexecution reliabilityā. They are, however, not the only AI developer in the space making this claim, but this weekās launch of Agent has forced othersā hands into expediting the launch of their own agentic capabilities, especially if theyāre to keep pace in areas such as enterprise productivity, automation, and software orchestration.
Google, Anthropic and Perplexity have all begun rolling out or planning similar agents. Google for instance, looks like it will be offering wider access to its advanced reasoning model DeepMind through its membership stack, bypassing a tiered rollout for higher cost subscriptions.
OpenAI appears to be one of the first to roll out a working version with live browser integration and application-level control within a consumer-facing product.
Credit to Altman, too, as he insisted the company emphasize safety and governance features into the agent experience, which could set a precedent for how other companies approach this tech.
The OpenAI CEO has also cautioned against over-reliance on the tech, such as the delegation of āhigh-stakes tasksā, despite having likened agents to ājunior employeesā.
For a lazy person, this is advice Iād soundly ignore, but the pitfalls of current-gen AI mean users should best be careful when leaving agents to run complex tasks on their own. Altman urges further caution, and to remain actively involved in the workflow.
There are of course wider implications outside the world of personal productivity, and making the role of the PA as redundant as the mediocre copywriter (see: here).
The way we browse the internet is fundamentally changing, especially as agentic functions become fully integrated into web browsers.
Reports say it has ātriggered speculation the tech company could hope to earn revenues if the agents guide users to retail checkoutsā ā a 2% fee on sales generated through its ādeep researchā software has been mooted.
Coupled with the Department of Justiceās recent ruling that Google adtech is monopolistic on paid advertising and therefore is illegal, there is potentially a huge space for AI brands to reshape the digital advertising landscape. Could SEO go the way of the PA and the copywriter?
Of course, this functionality is in its infancy ā no promised land just yet. Weāre looking forward to getting to grips with ChatGPT Agent and putting it through its paces, as we are other agentic functions as and when theyāre released.
But what we do know is itās an exciting time for the tech, and 2025 could very well be remembered as āthe year of the agentsā.
š Trending tools, models & apps this week
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š² Trending tools & apps
𫵠Our Picks
What caught our eye this weekā¦
GEO by Firecrawl ā Open-source AI agent that can browse, extract, and interact with the web. Use it to build smarter, autonomous tools.
Waifus.ai ā AI-generated anime girlfriends with real-time memory and voice. Use it to explore how memory and persona can be embedded in agents (or just for chaos).
TestingCatalog AI Tools Update ā A round-up of the latest Android apps using AI. Use it to find experimental AI features before they go mainstream.
Geminiās AI Phone Mode ā Googleās Gemini can now handle calls with AI Mode. Use it to preview how voice agents will take over real-world tasks.
š¤ Educational
Want to actually understand this stuff? Start here.
Context Engineering ā A deep dive into prompt and context design for AI systems. Use it to sharpen how you frame tasks for better model output.
AGI: What It Takes ā A sharp breakdown of whatās really needed to reach artificial general intelligence. Use it to gut-check the hype and understand the milestones ahead.
š„ Top Trending
Top trending apps this week that you have probably never heard of.
Hermesā3 Dataset on Hugging Face ā A fully open-source, instructionātuned dataset (~390āÆM tokens) behind NousResearchās HermesāÆ3 series, covering code, math, reasoning, roleplay, tool use, and more. Use it to fineātune or benchmark your own versatile AI models with a multi-domain, high-quality training set
Mistralās Speech Model ā Claimed to be the worldās best open speech recognition model. Use it to build voice interfaces or transcribe with top-tier accuracy.
Kimi + Groq Vibe Coding ā Lightning-fast AI coding setup using Kimi and Groq. Use it to prototype ideas in record time without breaking flow.
Levio by Jupitrr ā AI-powered video editor that transforms talking-head footage into polished, scroll-stopping clips with B-roll, captions, transitions, and moreājust upload, chat edits, and export in minutes
Jeeva.ai ā Agentic AI sales assistant that discovers and enriches leads, crafts personalized outreach, handles follow-ups and objections, and preps your calendar and calls ā freeing founders and teams to focus on closing deals
šø Financials
Anthropic is being approached by investors interested in another round of funding at a valuation of over $100 billion. This would be almost double their valuation from four months ago. Their annualized revenue has climbed from $3 billion to $4 billion in the past month.
ā Andrew Curran (@AndrewCurran_)
2:01 AM ⢠Jul 17, 2025
Investors are āactively approaching Anthropic for another funding roundā, with their ARR climbing from $3 billion to $4 billion in the past month. This could potentially value the company at over $100 billion ā double what it was four months ago. Nice if you can get it!
Claude Code (Anthropic's coding model) has grown revenue by x5.5 since launching Claude 4 back in May, with the original team behind it back together. Doesnāt that make you feel all warm and fuzzy?
Mira Muratiās Thinking Machines Lab startup has raised US$2 billion in seed funding, in a round led by a16z, Nvidia and ServiceNow, among others. Murati said the company would be ready to launch its first product in āthe next couple of monthsā.
Deedy (@deedydeas) thinks all involved in the āWindsurf debacleā could be Coming Up Milhouse. Posting on X, he says rumours say postāGoogle acquisition, all original coāfounders ā who previously had ~10% equity ā now own 100% with no preference stack, while Cognition and Google get key talent and licensed tech among other things, respectively. OpenAI, who got nudged out of an initial deal because of IP objections from Microsoft, get just egg, mostly on their face.
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š Until next week
Baby Theo Von and Joe are back at it again.
ā Joe Rogan Podcast News (@joeroganhq)
9:49 PM ⢠Jul 14, 2025
Joe Rogan and Theo Von are back being big babies again and we canāt stop watching itā¦
They're not all evil overlords: Huggingface co-founder, Thomas Wolf, recently hosted a session teaching 9-13-year-olds how to vibe-code using @lovable.dev. Bet they already earn more than I doā¦
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