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š Zuck Assembles a Super Nerd Army While Apple Has an AI Tantrum
Is Tim Cook gaslighting us? Zuckerberg is building a super nerd army, and Apple unveils to the world that they've got the squirts.

š The nerds over at Cupertino have shone a light on artificial intelligence as we know it after releasing a paper that essentially shits all over the most current reasoning models.
Appleās āIllusion of Thinkingā paper was released this week and sent shockwaves through the AI community, essentially claiming that even the most sophisticated reasoning models fundamentally lack genuine cognitive abilities.
But it begs the question: does the report hold weight, or are they just miles behind everyone else? We will be breaking that down below, along with all the other news that happened in AI this weekā¦
Oh, and Sam is away this week! So we drafted in his older, much better-looking brother Matt to take do his job. Let us know how we do at the end, so we can fire Sam with just cause.
šļø What we are covering todayā¦
Apple shits all over reasoning models
AI pilots a fighter jet in combat for the first time
Researchers secretly experiment on Reddit users
Zuckerberg is building a super nerd army
OpenAI launches o3-pro and cuts the price by 80%
Palantir is helping the US government spy on you
And Apple unfortunately, tells the world theyāve got runny-bum
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šļø šļø What you might have missed
Zuckerberg is personally recruiting a new superintelligence AI team at Meta: āSuper nerds, assemble!ā Zuckerberg cries as his new team of elite āsuperintelligenceā experts enters the fray. Metaās CEO is looking to personally put together a new AI superintelligence division, aimed at making the Facebook and IG parent company a leader in next-gen AI models. It looks like Zuckerberg is coming good on his promise to āinvest heavily in artificial intelligenceā with Meta plunging $14.3bn worth of investment into Scale AI, a data training platform for businesses looking to develop AI models. Scale AI CEO, Alexandr Wang, will be the new superintelligence divisionās Captain America ā a recruit that has set Zuck if the AI rumour mill is anything to be believed. Marvel at that.
We recently covered that around 75% of the original Meta AI team have since left, which is relatively high compared to their would-be competitors Anthropic (80%), DeepMind (78%) and OpenAI (67%). I bet Anthropic have a bring your dog to work day once a week, which is contributing to that high retention rate ā¦
Researchers Secretly Experimented on Reddit Users: Ever wondered about the efficacy of AIās infiltration in social media for malignant means? Well, researchers from the University of Zurich spent four months experimenting on unsuspecting Reddit users doing exactly that. They deployed AI-powered Reddit accounts that posted 1,783 comments on r/ChangeMyView, posing as fictional personas ā including sexual assault victims and political partisans ā to test persuasive capabilities. The AI accounts earned 137 āDeltasā (CMVās marker for persuasion), which outperformed humans by 3- 6x with no Redditors detecting the deception. CMV moderators condemned the study as unethical manipulation, citing harm from fake trauma-related personas. A clear lesson for any of you thinking about responding to that DM from BustyBlonde69 in the futureā¦
we dropped the price of o3 by 80%!!
excited to see what people will do with it now.
think you'll also be happy with o3-pro pricing for the performance :)
ā Sam Altman (@sama)
1:48 PM ⢠Jun 10, 2025
OpenAI launch an updated o3-model and itās super cheap (relatively speaking): The shipping doesnāt stop over at Sam Altman HQ, and this week they have dropped the price of their most advanced reasoning model o3 by 80%!
Weāre cutting the price of o3 by 80% and introducing o3-pro in the API, which uses even more compute.
o3:
Input: $2 / 1M tokens
Output: $8 / 1M tokensNow in effect.
We optimized our inference stack that serves o3. Same exact modelājust cheaper.
platform.openai.com/docs/models/o3
ā OpenAI Developers (@OpenAIDevs)
8:18 PM ⢠Jun 10, 2025
Now, if they could work on the inference time so I donāt have to wait 5,000 years for my prompt, of āCreate me a business plan for a $1,000,000 a month business that requires little-to-no effort and DONāT MAKE MISTAKESā.
In all seriousness for the more complex tasks this is a mega reduction and we have been using it internally a lot more now!
Palantir Builds Vast US Surveillance Networkš: Palantir Technologies is spearheading the creation of what critics call āthe most expansive civilian surveillance network in U.S. historyā, stitching together data from the IRS, Social Security, immigration records, and more via its Gotham softwareāÆ. In what feels like a McCarthy-esque wet dream, the initiative, already supported by an OG Trump-era exec order for interagency data sharing, has been designed to promote the sharing of behavioural analysis, fraud detection, and national security screening. Itās an approach critics say could be āunconstitutionalā and argue creates a ādigital dragnetā that is open to governmental abuse (hello ICE) and that could erode citizensā right to privacy without proper governance, especially poignant after the immigration riots in LA the past week.
AI Pilots Fighter Jet in Combat for First Time: Saab, the Swedish aerospace manufacturer perhaps best-known for making cars with a mind of their own, has trialled its first fighter jet with one of its own. Using tech firm Helsingās AI agent āCentaurā, Gripen E jets were pitted against real-life pilots in a series of aerial exercises, dubbed āProject Beyondā. And although no decisive winner emerged, the trial demonstrated AI can match seasoned pilots in highāstakes aerial engagements. The initiative was funded by the Swedish government as a part of their wider effort to develop next-gen fighter aircraft. āBeyondā is indicative of the rapidening arms race between developed nations to develop autonomous warfare systems, but you canāt help but think it will progress the foundations for pilotless commercial air travel in the future. Who is the captain now? No seriouslyā¦
Announcing Magistral, our first reasoning model designed to excel in domain-specific, transparent, and multilingual reasoning.
ā Mistral AI (@MistralAI)
2:15 PM ⢠Jun 10, 2025
Mistral Debuts "Magistral," Europeās First Reasoning Model: Weāre huge fans of Mistral and big proponents of Open Source/Weights and Data, so when we saw that they had released their first reasoning model(s), Magistral, we were really happy. It stands up pretty well against some of the other open-source reasoning models out there, like DeepSeek R1. It is quite excellent at Math, too, albeit a little bit nuts at times.
Duolingo's CEO posted the most tone-deaf message in tech history.
His LinkedIn announcement about becoming 'AI first' backfired spectacularly.
Even a user with a 9-year streak deleted the app.
Here's how one post destroyed years of goodwill:
ā Heath Ahrens (@heathahrens)
2:45 PM ⢠Jun 11, 2025
Guy with a 9-year Duolingo streak deletes the app because he says it's becoming hollow after CEO says they are prioritizing speed and moving with From a brand perspective, you know youāve really screwed the pooch when your most consistent and engaged customer quits on you in protest. Thatās what one Duolingo user has done, as they gave up their nine-year usage streak in revulsion at the language learning appās decision to shed human workers in their push for wider AI integration. Tech entrepreneur Heath Ahrens highlighted as such in a post on X, slamming Duolingo CEO Luis von Ahnās recent LinkedIn post declaring the company would go āAIāfirst,ā calling it āthe most toneādeaf message in tech history.ā
Gabbard used AI to understand classified JFK assassination files: Headline news that couldāve got the tinfoil hat crew a little excited, U.S. Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard revealed at an AWS summit that her office used AI to expedite the declassification of approximately 80,000 pages of JFK and RFK assassination files.āÆThe AI system scanned and flagged sensitive content, especially details affecting living relatives, far faster than manual review, compressing what could have taken months or years into weeks. Sadly, no word yet if it was our reptilian overlords responsible for the historic assassinations, but the use of clinician-grade chatbots in government work signifies a broader shift towards the adoption of AI tools to free workers from repetitive tasks. However, its consistency may only be on par with the interns, though, with thousands of items of sensitive personal data, such as social security numbers, being unredacted. Doh.
NVIDIA builds world-first industrial AI cloud to advance European manufacturing: Nvidia and Deutsche Telekom are partnering to launch Europeās first industrial AI cloud, or āAI factoryā, in Germany by 2026. The huge data centre is designed to power AI workloads for manufacturers. The data centre will feature 10,000 Nvidia Blackwell GPUs, including DGXāÆB200 systems and RTXāÆPRO servers, supporting digital twins, robotics, engineering simulation, factory planning and logistics. Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang framed the effort as a move toward āsovereign AI,ā boosting Europeās digital independence by combining local infrastructure with global innovation, while Chancellor Merz highlighted its strategic value for Germanyās economy and its own digital sovereignty
Ilya Sutskever, in his speech at UToronto 2 days ago:
"The day will come when AI will do all the things we can do."
"The reason is the brain is a biological computer, so why can't the digital computer do the same things?"
It's funny that we are debating if AI can "truly think"
ā Yuchen Jin (@Yuchenj_UW)
1:17 AM ⢠Jun 9, 2025
Ilya Sutskever made a rare appearance after coming out from building his $30bn zero-product company, Safe Superintelligence Inc., this week. To be fair to the man, he delivered a very cool speech to the graduates of the University of Toronto on the near future of AI. The theme was how AI will be doing all the things. Basically saying your degree will be fucking worthless in a few years, you idiots.
AI foundation models have exploded in popularity, over 40% adoption already, but May's sudden flatline ā the first we've ever seen at @tryramp ā could reflect cost concerns, churn, or even AI fatigue.
@AnthropicAI and @Google however, are still growing. Watching this closely..
ā Eric Glyman (@eglyman)
3:22 PM ⢠Jun 5, 2025
Is AI use finally slowing down? RAMP's data suggests that AI has had its first plateau since early January 2023: Eric Glyman, coāCEO of fintech multinational Ramp, observed that foundation AI model adoption has āflatlinedā in May, marking the first time usage growth stalled since early January 2023. With these foundation models experiencing over 40% adoption already, Glyman didn't specify underlying causes but implied the industry may be reaching a saturation point or facing new challenges. The development highlights a shift in AI integration dynamics and raises questions about whether foundational model deployment is levelling off or if broader factors are at play. Might be time to load those short trades⦠just kidding, you have to be an idiot to step in the way of this momentum, even if everything is drastically overpriced.
š£ļø Other Titty Bits
Is ChatGPT down
How am I supposed to do things
ā Sound Dobad (@SoundDobad)
10:01 AM ⢠Jun 10, 2025
Weāve now got to the point in civilisation where if ChatGPT is down, weāre lost. This poor fucker didnāt know what to do when the chatbot wasnāt working and asked āhow am I supposed to do thingsā. Just Google it you twat.
Dia have unveiled their agentic browser, which is available for Arc members. The launch video shows a group of friends trying to rework a dinner party and the guests theyāre catering for seem like the most difficult people to cook for.
Itās fair to say, this blew my little mind when I saw this: Chinaās 4DV AI just dropped a video showing how they could change a 2D video into 4D with sound. Mental.
Meta has revealed that it is adding video editing capabilities to Meta AI which will allow users to edit short videos using preset AI prompts to change a whole host of things within it.
In our latest instalment of AI taking our jobs, an Investment firm CEO has told thousands of conference attendees that 60% of them will be ālooking for workā next year with AI coming in. What a body blow that is.
In a previous Big Machines newsletter, we revealed how Wikipedia wanted their human workers to co-exist with AI, rather than replace them. Well, the website has now paused an experiment that used AI to summarize articles after editors pushed back. Planās not off to the best start, is it?
OpenAI has quietly inked a deal with Google to tap into its cloud computing infrastructure to deliver AI services, despite being a huge competitor. Just goes to show the demand for cloud computing at the minute, doesnāt it?
Google has upgraded its TV and Chromecast with a number of smart home and AI features ā and itās a free upgrade. Check out the new features here.
Android 16 is now available on Pixel phones and thereās plenty of new AI features to sink ya little grubby teeth into.
You say āSTARBUCKSā, I say āAIā⦠wait, what? What the fuck ā my coffee is now wrapped up in AI? Starbucks has unveiled Green Dot Assist: Your generative AI-powered coffeehouse companion which has help baristas in real time. Never expected to put them in the same sentence but here we are.
AI has been linked to a fourfold increase in productivity growth and 56% wage premium ā even while job grow even in the most easily automated roles. Give me that raise, Grant.

Apple CEO: Tim Cook
Itās official, Apple has taken a massive, steaming dump from a height, over the effectiveness of AIās current reasoning capability.
In its whitepaper The Illusion of Thinking, the tech behemoth has delivered a fascinating reality check about how well advanced AI models can perform problem solving tasks of varying complexity.
Appleās team tested Large Reasoning Models (LRMs), the kind that underpin ChatGPT, Gemini et al., using classic logic puzzles, such as Tower of Hanoi and River Crossing, which are structured to test real reasoning ability.
It tested models including OpenAIās o3, Googleās Gemini Thinking, Anthropicās Claude 3.7 Sonnet-Thinking and DeepSeek-R1.
Researchers said the LRMsā ability to solve logic problems presented āfundamental limitationsā in the technology, and that when presented with problems of high complexity the models would experience a ācomplete accuracy collapseā where they would fail to generate a correct answer repeatedly.
In some tests, Standard Reasoning Models (SRMs) could actually perform simpler tasks more effectively.
The paper said: āUpon approaching a critical threshold, which closely corresponds to their accuracy collapse point, models counterintuitively begin to reduce their reasoning effort despite increasing problem difficulty.ā
Sounds very much like me throughout schoolā¦
This indicated a āfundamental scaling limitation in the thinking capabilities of current reasoning modelsā.
We may speculate weāve crossed the Rubicon in terms of AIs runaway ability to solve increasingly complex, or never-solved-before problems, but Appleās research findings suggest we should temper expectations about the likelihood of Artificial General Intelligence (AGI) in the near future.
Andrew Rogoyski, of the Institute for People-Centred AI at the University of Surrey, said Appleās research indicates the industry was āstill feeling its wayā on AGI. He said: āThe finding that large-scale models lose the plot on complex problems, while performing well on medium- and low-complexity problems, implies that weāre in a potential cul-de-sac in current approaches.ā
Others have been more scathing, with one prominent U.S. AI academic, Gary Marcus, a US academic, saying Appleās paper is āpretty devastatingā, and that āanybody who thinks LLMs are a direct route to the sort [of] AGI that could fundamentally transform society for the good is kidding themselves.ā Ouch.
Marcus goes on to suggest weāll never reach the speculated version of an AGI weāve hyped up, as the data sets weāve provided are too inconsistent to allow LRMs and LLMs to consistently generate the correct answers, time and again in logical patterns.
The responsesā¦
Others, however, have pointed out that this is just serious cope from Apple because they are so so so far behind everyone else in the AI race. Users even plugged it into ChatGPTās new o3 model to see what it had to sayā¦
o3 Pro vs Appleās The Illusion of thinking paper
ā Denis Shiryaev šš (@literallydenis)
9:45 AM ⢠Jun 11, 2025

Source r/LocalLLaMA
This entire paper is cope from Apple. LLMs work by recombining patterns from their training data. Humans learn language and concepts, then recombine them in new ways. Both systems are fundamentally doing pattern matching and creative recombination. Thinking models do this by
ā āæ Ropirito (0commoDTE) (@ropirito)
3:49 AM ⢠Jun 9, 2025
And the best one of allā¦
A certain Mr C. Opus then slapped back with its first paper, aptly named The Illusion of the Illusion of Thinking⦠worth a read.
š Trending tools, models & apps this week
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Source: LMArena
Damn, Google are still in pole position with Gemini 2.5 Pro but we have a new contender up there brushing shoulders with it⦠you guessed it ChatGPT-o3ās recent releaseā¦
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ā big machines (@bigmachinesAI)
9:55 AM ⢠Jun 14, 2025
We honestly mean this, just go try Lovable⦠Weāre not sponsored or anything, but this is the most aha moment for anyone who hasnāt used AI before. It is free for this weekend only. Type anything in the chat box and watch your idea come to life. Youāll thank us for it later.
GenSpark has won the full team over this week. The browser is a game changer, weāre thinking of making a video tutorial on how to use it because it is so so so so good. If anything (not to steal any light here), it has made us super excited for Comet, Perplexityās browser. IT LAUNCHES TODAY.
Hidden Hack⦠GenSpark $30 a month tier has a very generous credit allowance, which you can get cheap Veo3 access to! No need to pay the $250 a month on Gemini Pro.
Manus Chat - This is a really cool tool to use in Manus, which we are finding ourselves using more and more. If you havenāt already,y it is a little more complex purely down to how powerful it can be, but it would certainly be worth the time and effort
Firecrawl continue to push more and more cool products. This time they have created a self-populating Clay (CRM) alternative for when you forget their details or want to find new prospects. Seriously impressed with these guys.
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We know you have blagged your LLM experience, so here are 50 questions to get you prepped for that next interview⦠bonus points, just create your own custom GPT on ChatGPT using these to test yourself each day on them using the voice feature.
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š„ Top Trending
Top trending apps this week that you have probably never heard of.

Chat4Data ā A Chrome plugin that turns you into a no-code web scraper. Just ask in plain English, and boom, youāve got structured data (like an Excel sheet) from any webpage.
VibrantSnap ā Record your screen, drop in a studioāquality AI avatar, add backgrounds or gradients, and youāve got a proālooking animated clip ready to share, no editing skills needed.
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šø Financials
Looking to explore the world from the comfort of a VR headset? No, me neither, but Snapchat parent company SNAP has invested in Niantic Spatial, so you can do exactly that. The investment will enable Niantic Spatial to develop precise AR maps of the world, using next-gen AI.
Enterprise AI search startup Glean has raised $150m in Series F funding at a $7.2bn valuation, led by Wellington Management and top investors. The funding will fuel product innovation, partner ecosystem growth, and global expansion, prioritising AI security and governance.
OpenAI claims itās achieved an annual recurring revenue of $10bn as of June 2025, nearly doubling its December 2024 figure of $5.5bn ā quite the feat ā driven by the widespread adoption of its ChatGPT AI models among consumers and businesses.
You may now see more AI harbingers of the apocalypse on your streets, well at least in the U.S. anyway. Leading autonomous delivery vehicles company Coco Robotics has announced $80 million in strategic financing to further advance its AI platform, and presumably make them harder moving targets for vandals.
Enterprise software maker Linear has raised $82 million in Series C funding, valuing the startup at $1.25 billion, and bringing the companyās total raised to $134.2 million. CEO Karri Saarinen said āfunding will be put toward expanding the companyās product portfolio and attracting larger enterprise clients.
Doesnāt the thought of investing in our future make you feel all warm and fuzzy? Well the UK government has pledged to invest Ā£187 million in upskilling one million students to be able to work with AI-powered jobs. 7.5 million UK workers are to gain essential AI skills by 2030, through industry partnership with major tech players including NVIDIA, Google and Microsoft.
In more nebulous AI news, Amazon will apparently be āinvesting $20bn in U.S. investments to advance AI innovationā. Could be anything at this point, but āMurica, fuck yeah.
š° Other financial news
Donāt take it as gospel, but OpenAI could potentially be tapping Saudi and Indian investors for funding. Reports say Sam Altman is leading the charge to raise $40bn across the Middle East and South Asian regions.
Google is cracking down on its return-to-office mandate and is offering buyouts to some US-based employees. Employees in its Core, Marketing, Research, Knowledge & Information (K&I), and Communications teams all received the buyout offers and will be required to adopt hybrid working set-ups.
Redburn Atlantic double downgraded McDonaldās to Sell from Buy with a price target of $260, down from $319. The fast-food giant speculates the GLP-1 weight-loss drugs suppress consumer appetites, presenting an underappreciated existential threat. Fine sauce.
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Remember, we said Apple took a steaming dump over LRMs? Well, if this screengrab from an Apple Glass ad is anything to go by, it was diarrhoeaā¦
very unfortunate play button
ā juan (@juanbuis)
9:50 PM ⢠Jun 9, 2025
Very unfortunate placement indeedā¦
Kalshi hired me to make the most unhinged NBA Finals commercial possible.
Network TV actually approved this GTA-style madness š¤£
High-dopamine Veo 3 videos will be the ad trend of 2025.
Hereās how I made it in just TWO DAYS šš¼ (Prompt included)
ā PJ Ace (@PJaccetturo)
8:10 PM ⢠Jun 11, 2025
Weāre getting GTA VI-style commercials made with AI, err, before GTA VI. AI filmmaker PJ Ace was commissioned by a real-life television network to make this quite frankly bonkers, non-real TV spot ahead of the NBA Finals. Incredible.
And, we have the full playbook for how you can create AI ads like this with instructions from PJ himself! Have at it.
The meme is more realistic than you might think. I know so many people who use ChatGPT as a therapist.
h/t TheNexusZone reddit
ā ChubbyāØļø (@kimmonismus)
7:53 PM ⢠Jun 12, 2025
After spending more and more time on ChatGPTās new advanced voice feature this week, I have decided it is over for me. This meme represents us all.
Finally, Meta have let the boomers run wild with their new standalone AI app which some clever fucker has decided that all conversations with their in-app model should be posted to a public feed lmfaoaoaooaoaoaoaooaoao
We have just taught my nan to stop sharing lost cats from Missouri, even when she lives in the North East of England. People are literally sharing their internal monologues with the world, and I am not even sure they are aware.
this is fucking crazy: some product manager at Meta decided their new AI app should post all conversations to a public feed by default. the app is full of boomers and young children talking about incredibly private or bizarre things, often with full audio recordings
ā šŖ (@SHL0MS)
4:31 AM ⢠Jun 12, 2025
Anyway, lock up your elders and donāt let them on this appā¦
Have a good one! See you next wizzle!
Matt, Sam, Grant, Mike and The Big Machines team.
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