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š© Elon Musk Shits on Telegramās Parade: Pavel Durov Announces New Partnership With xAIās Grok... Only To Be Bizarrely Shot Down Publicly
20% of jobs are gone in 5 years, OpenAI wants to become a PokeĢmon master, and kangaroos CAN'T fly (despite having a valid ticket).

š£ Imagine agreeing to a massive deal that could take your company to the next level, only to be told youāve jumped the gun?
That is what happened to Telegram founder Pavel Durov, who revealed heād be teaming up with xAI to integrate Grok into their app, starting a new and exciting chapter for the company⦠only for Elon Musk to shit on his parade almost immediately.
More on that weird interaction below along with a deeper look into how AI and social media are becoming the norm. But donāt worry, thereās plenty of funny shit weāll be covering to get you fix as well as all the news that broke in the world of AI this weekā¦
šļø What we are covering todayā¦
Elon Musk shits all over Telegramās big announcement
The new age and integration of AI and social media
Start em young: AI now being taught to six-year-olds
Anthropicās CEO delivers an AI doomsday statement
Promising startup Builder AI is being dismantled
OpenAI begins quest to become a PokƩmon master
And kangaroos CAN'T fly (despite having a valid ticket)
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At the age of six, I think I was picking my nose relentlessly and was just about starting to grasp the concept of what subtraction was. To be fair, not much has changed now that Iām an adult, but one school in Vietnam is taking a different approach on how to educate the next generation. Haslinda Amin, a tech tycoon behind Nvidia partner FPT, has started teaching six-year-olds at the school how to handle artificial intelligence. From programming simple robots, getting taught how to code and how to interact with AI assistants, these Vietnamese children are getting an early introduction into AI as AI evolves with them.
A promising British AI startup, Builder AI, is being dismantled after it announced that it would be commencing insolvency proceedings this week after its lenders called a default. Despite raising more than $500 million and receiving the backing of Microsoft, the tech company collapsed after potentially bogus sales were found following an internal investigation. You could say the house of cards it built for itself has come crashing down.
DeepSeek R1 has now been released to the masses, and it looks pretty good. Now able to run on a single GPU, the latest model from the Chinese startup has made it easier for AI hobbyists and developers to experiment with the reasoning AI, while itās expected to deliver better performance and reduce hallucinations. And the most exciting thing about it all, the next big thing from DeepSeek, is on the way when the R2 model is eventually unveiled.
Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei says AI companies like his may need to be taxed to offset a coming employment crisis:
He worries that entry-level white-collar jobs could be replaced within 1ā5 years.
āEven if our company stopped⦠all the other companies would continue. And if they
ā vitrupo (@vitrupo)
11:00 AM ⢠May 30, 2025
In our latest instalment of āAI taking our jobsā, the CEO of Anthropic, Dario Amodei, has claimed that AI could wipe out almost half of all entry-level, white collar jobs within the next five years, spiking unemployment to 20% if itās not regulated. But from a personal standpoint, Iām safe that AI wonāt take over writing this newsletter though, right? RIGHT, GRANT?!

The Browser Company has revealed that it is open to selling or open-sourcing its Arc Browser, as it looks to divert all its resources to a new, AI-powered browser called Dia. Following Diaās unveiling in December last year, the company claimed that Arc was too complex for a lot of its users and wanted to focus on making something more appealing for everyone. It sounds great, but if youāre a Southampton fan, youāll be having PTSD flashbacks from the name alone and may steer well clear.
One of the best moments Iāve had on the Internet was watching thousands of people all try to simultaneously play PokĆ©mon Red on Twitch, causing utter carnage as everyone input what they wanted the character to do next. Now, 10 years on, OpenAI o3 is having a go, analysing every move with utter precision while methodically making its way through the Game Boy Classic. One question remains⦠will it use the Master Ball on Mewtwo at the end or waste it on a random Rattata?
Former Meta executive and David Cameronās lackey, Nick Clegg, has put his foot in it by saying that AI companies needing to ask for permission before using copyrighted materials for training would ābasically kill the AI industry in the UK overnightā. His argument is that asking every creator for permission before using their content just wouldnāt work at scale. Then just ask AI to do it for you, then?
š£ļø Other Titty Bits
Meta has reportedly split its AI department into two new teams, in the hope that they will build their products faster. One team on AI products, and the other on AI foundations, such as Llamaās development.
But while new plans are underway at Meta, it seems the old guard has well and truly left. Thatās because Meta have lost 78% of their original Llama researchers, with 11 of 14 day-one AI team now no longer at the company.
Forget Moby-Dick, Claude wouldāve killed that cum whale with ease. In a post on Reddit, one veteran dev revealed how the Opus 4 model humbled him by finding his white whale bug that had troubled him for four years.
OpenAI could soon let you āsign in with ChatGPTā for third-party apps, it would revealed on Tuesday. Iām personally not looking forward to getting locked out of my bank because Iām six pints deep and ChatGPT thinks Iāve āhad enoughā.
Fannie Mae (lol) has launched its AI-powered Crime Detection Unit in partnership with Palantir, in the hopes of saving millions of dollars by preventing future fraud losses in the US mortgage market.
Netflix co-founder and former chairman Reed Hastings has been appointed to Anthropicās board of directors.
The new LMArena is now live and itās been given a facelift. It is now mobile optimized, better and faster UI/UX for chat and leaderboard and has chat history with it, too.
Claude now has a voice and itās British. So if youāre thirsty or youāre wondering what day of the week it is, itāll most likely respond with you to drink a BOāOHWāOāWOāER and that itās CHEWSDAY, innit?
Chinese firms are ramping up their chip development program as a result of the ongoing bastard trade tariffs imposed by Mr Trump. We reported on this in our second Big Machines newsletter and how it was costing Nvidia $5.5 billion in costs, and now it seems theyāre responding.
Resemble AI has unveiled its new audio model, Chatterbox, with an impressive demo video. It only requires five seconds of your voice to work, and it already looks better than ElevenLabs.
SEO was so last year, GEO is hot right now. Thatās exactly what everyone cool is saying right now. But what does it mean? Well, it appears SEO is losing its dominance, and soon Generative Engine Optimization will become the new norm. Trying to win over Google with your site? Forget that, impress ChatGPT and youāre in.
Last week, we got OpenAI x Jony Ive. This week, weāve got Perplexity x Lewis Hamilton. Their tagline is āthe right questions, at the right timeā. Well I think itās only right to ask why Ferrari are so shit at strategy, Lewis?
HeyGen have teased a new product coming on June 3rd. Theyāre telling us that weāre going to want to sit down for their biggest launch yet. Maybe itās a chair?!
Voice notes are now supported for Perplexity on Telegram and WhatsApp. Now you can make it look like you have actual friends.
More collabs to report, and this time it's Rick Rubin and Anthropic that are teaming up to write a book on vibe coding. Yeah, you read that right.
The new KLING 2.1 lineup has just dropped, and it looks mad. Check it out for yourself.
NVIDIA, AMD may soon start selling new AI chips in China to comply with US restrictions. Regulations donāt stop innovation, it just makes them find another way.
Perplexity has released Perplexity Labs this week, allowing Perplexity users on the $20-a-month Pro plan to now start generating spreadsheets, dashboards and more.
Pavel Durov, the founder and CEO of Telegram, couldnāt wait to announce his companyās new partnership with xAIās chatbot Grok this week.
Taking to X, the Russian entrepreneur proudly revealed that Telegram users this summer would āgain access to the best AI technology of the marketā, with xAIās Grok chatbot being integrated with their messaging app for their one billion users to enjoy.
Durov also claimed that the one-year partnership he agreed with Elon Musk also strengthenās Telegramās financial position and that they would receive $300million in cash and equity from xAI, plus 50% of the revenue from xAI subscriptions sold via Telegram.
He signed off the post with āTogether, we winā.
š„ This summer, Telegram users will gain access to the best AI technology on the market. @elonmusk and I have agreed to a 1-year partnership to bring xAIās @grok to our billion+ users and integrate it across all Telegram apps š¤
šŖ This also strengthens Telegramās financial
ā Pavel Durov (@durov)
12:37 PM ⢠May 28, 2025
Well, almost.
Thatās because Musk showed up immediately after to shit on Durovās parade.
Directly under the post, Musk responded: āNo deal has been signed.ā
@grok No deal has been signed
ā Elon Musk (@elonmusk)
9:29 PM ⢠May 28, 2025
Lighten up, Musk. It took Durov all of three minutes to write that post and was probably nervously hovering over the publish button with excitement and you show him up? SHAME.
Honestly , it was funny and bizarre all at the same time. It didnāt take long for Durov to rein it in, responding to Musk: āTrue. Agreed in principle, but formalities are pending.ā
@grok True. Agreed in principle, but formalities are pending.
ā Pavel Durov (@durov)
10:02 PM ⢠May 28, 2025
It's just a little bit of second-hand embarrassment all round.
While this little saga was just outright weird from two of the biggest men in tech, the bigger picture shows the marriage between AI and social media continues to grow and is being pushed in everyoneās faces, whether you like it or not.
Should the deal between xAI and Telegram go ahead, itāll see the two companies follow the trend of these coalitions in the tech and AI industry thatās been happening as of late.
Meta AI (their Llama model) is now becoming a staple of WhatsApp, Instagram and Facebook Messenger, the clearest similarities to this incoming Telegram and Grok link-up.
Perplexity is also in WhatsApp and Telegram, and while thereās no official partnership there, it appears everyone is wanting to meet the users where they are, instead of creating something new and attracting them away.
If we look at the numbers for the likes of ChatGPT, Telegram and Meta, itās easy to see why this is the approach for these coalitions.
Telegram has one billion MAUs and 450 DAUs
Meta claims that Meta AI now has one billion users⦠hmm we arenāt convinced
OpenAI has approximately 160 million users who engage with ChatGPT
Around 400 million users interact with ChatGPT on a weekly basis
ChatGPT boasts over 600 million monthly active users
And itās not just social media platforms that are teaming up to make tech superpowers.
It was only last week that the news broke in our Big Machines newsletter that Sam Altman and Jony Ive were now a cute couple and were looking to pioneer the AI space going forward.
Which tech couple are you betting on?
ā Yuchen Jin (@Yuchenj_UW)
5:24 PM ⢠May 30, 2025
Anduril and Meta are also a thing now, going public to reveal they were expecting a baby, teaming up to make āthe worldās best AR and VR systemsā for the United States military.
While it looks as if Telegram and Grokās marriage is only āformalitiesā away from being complete, itās just another coalition that looks set to change the landscape of how we consume AI and media as a whole.
I wouldnāt blame Durov for getting the marriage annulled, though, with the thought of dealing with Musk for a year sounding quite unappealing. Iād be surprised if Musk didnāt try to get him pregnant.
š Trending tools, models & apps this week
š LLM Leaderboard
All data provided by LM Arena.
Top Copilot
Deepseek V2.5 is currently leading the copilot models.
Claude 3.5 Sonnet (06/20) holds strong in second.
Claude 3.5 Sonnet (10/22) rounds out the top 3.
Top Text-to-Image
Imagen 3.0 is dominating text-to-image generation.
Recraft-v3 sits comfortably in second.
Flux-1.1-pro is quickly gaining ground at third.
Top Vision
Gemini 2.5 Pro (05-06) leads in vision tasks.
O3-2025-04-16 is holding second place.
ChatGPT-4o latest edges into third.
Top Search
Gemini 2.5 Pro Grounding holds the top spot.
PPL-Sonar-Reasoning-Pro-High is in second.
PPL-Sonar-Reasoning takes third.
Top Text
Gemini 2.5 Pro (05-06) tops the text category.
O3-2025-04-16 is close in second.
ChatGPT-4o latest claims third.
Top WebDev
Claude Opus 4 leads in WebDev.
Gemini 2.5 Pro (05-06) follows in second.
Claude Sonnet 4 rounds out the top 3.
š² Trending tools & apps
𫵠Our Picks
What caught our eye this week.
Arav Srinivas on F1 and AI. We canāt wait to get our hands on Comet.
Operaās new AI browser looks like it is coming to market just in time for Perplexityās Comet launch. The future of browsing is about to change massively and for the better in our opinion.
Factory AIās latest end-to-end coding agent release.
OdysseyMLās new tools allow you to interact with AI-generated video content in real time⦠Imagine AI-generated instant explainer videos that leave no question unanswered.
Comet plays chess, too. They need to partner with Magnus for their next celebrity collab.
š¤ Educational
Want to actually understand this stuff? Start here.
Anthropicās FREE interactive course. Learn prompt engineering in a hands-on environment.
OpenAI Academy just dropped a ton of new material. You could spend a weekend on this stuff and ask your boss for a 50% pay rise next Monday. No joke.
Greg Isenberg on AI content idea pipelines for all the creators out there. Greg is a G.
Perplexity just got access to scientific literature. Have at it.
š„ Top Trending
Top trending apps this week that you have probably never heard of.
Den - multiplayer AI agent builder. Spin up agents with friends or colleagues, why not?
Appwrite Sites is an open-source Vercel alternative. Devs are loving it.
Amie is an AI meeting notetaker that actually looks nice to use.
Macaly build apps by chatting shit. No code required.
AltPage.ai steals SEO traffic with AI-generated alt pages. Aggressive and clever. We will be using this.
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šø Financials
Nvidia bros celebrating earnings (they own 2 shares)
ā Morning Brew āļø (@MorningBrew)
8:52 PM ⢠May 28, 2025
Nvidiaās stock is popping right now after their first-quarter results saw them beat Wall Streetās expectations, as they reported $44.1billion in revenue, which was up 69% from the previous year, and thatās even while Donald Trump fucked about with tariffs. Nvidia is a bellwether for the business of AI, and investors are now watching closely. While theyāve taken a substantial financial hit overall, itās not as bad as previously feared. Drink up, my Nvidia bros!
Salesforce has bought Informatica for $8 billion. The major money equity deal for the cloud data management firm is seen as a major push to strengthen its data infrastructure capabilities. It was only last year that Informatica said it wasnāt for sale, but I guess itās really hard to say no to eight billion smackeroos.
Cybersecurity startup Horizon3.ai is looking to raise $100m in a new funding round, having already secured at least $73m. NEA reportedly led the round while it is believed the startup is valued at $750m, but reports are disputing this figure.
While Nvidia seems to be doing alright for themselves, it seems in large that chip software stocks are tumbling, directly as a result of Donald Trumpās tariffs on China. It was reported that the Trump administration has instructed companies that sell software used to design semiconductors to stop providing their service to Chinese companies.
A new AI tool from the guys over at Odyssey can create and generate photorealistic worlds using 3D rendering. Dubbed āExplorerā, the tool was trained on real-world landscapes using their custom-designed 360-degree, backpack-mounted camera. Pictures of the device look cool, but give off a similar vibe of the extraterrestrials from War of the Worlds.
SpAltial AI have announced their next $13m funding round as they look to build their next generation of AI. Similar to the guys at Odyssey, SpAltial have revealed their Spatial Foundation Models that can generate entire 3D environments, anchored in space and time. Iām sure theyāll be able to generate a 20 square meter, one-bedroom flat in London (going for Ā£1.4million, obviously) in no time.
š¤ Other financial newsLovable has hit $10m ARR in 60 days with just 15 people. But remember folks, these numbers donāt matter to the guys at Lovable.
Context has secured $11m in a seed round, led by Lux Capital, to build an AI-powered office suite.
Flora (no, not the margarine silly) have raised $6.5m to build an all-in-one app to assist those productive types.
Clark, touted as the first AI Agent to build internal enterprise apps, has raised $60m following a round of funding from a number of their partners.
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We can now finally confirm what has left many stumped for centuries: Kangaroos can NOT fly (even with a valid boarding pass).
An AI video has popped up on social media of a woman arguing with a member of aviation staff at the gates to a flight. In the middle of the argument, a helpless kangaroo holds its boarding ticket, looking utterly confused. The video has gone viral, with many people being completely fooled into believing itās real. Lmfao.
There could be a whole host of reasons why it wasnāt allowed to board: Maybe it was smuggling something in its pouch? Or they misspelt āJoeyā on the ticket, which doesnāt match the kangarooās passport?
Whatever the reason is, this kangaroo is no longer a hop, skip, and a jump away from flying Quantas anytime soon. Poor bastard.
Boarding denied for kangaroo
š¹AI
ā Science girl (@gunsnrosesgirl3)
5:29 AM ⢠May 27, 2025
Some other funny shit we foundā¦
One X user has perfectly encapsulated what we can expect from a Y Combinator startup now. Itās an old meme, but it checks out:
Every YC startup now
ā Eugene Marinelli (@eugenemarinelli)
7:12 PM ⢠May 27, 2025
ChatGPT has had enough of our shit, it seems. One user hilariously told the chatbot it is now in possession of āanother 10 tons of poloniumā, which prompted the AI to report their illegal behaviour. Little snitch.
The guys at Cluely have, once again, killed it with their marketing. From already raising millions after sparking outrage with their AI cheating tool, theyāve released a response to a lawsuit against them in comical fashion.
Our response to the @trycluely lawsuit
ā Ben (@benaratame)
7:50 AM ⢠May 27, 2025
Thatās it for another week.
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Sam, Grant, Mike and The Big Machines team.
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