Plus... Microsoft makes a concerning warning about AI, new protein folding secrets will get gym bros hype, and how much water a AI prompt really uses.
Plus... robots can now walk your dog, AI grannies are thirst trapping people on Facebook.
DARPA-funded robot cannibals are real. Stargate’s $500B AI dream is already breaking down. Google’s AI summaries are gutting search traffic.
xAI subscriptions are now more dangerous than an OnlyFans, OpenAI's Agents go live and AI baby podcasts are back
Grok’s meltdown wasn’t even the weirdest AI story this week. A new model might cure everything.
20% of jobs are gone in 5 years, OpenAI wants to become a Pokémon master, and kangaroos CAN'T fly (despite having a valid ticket).
Grok has lost the fucking plot, more Good Will Hunting references, and Neil deGrasse Tyson goons over jiggly butt physics in GTA6 (sort of).
